One Sweet Slice's honey lavender cupcake

ONE SWEET SLICE'S NEW HONEY LAVENDER CUPCAKE IS AMAZING.

One Sweet Slice is starting to work on monthly flavors, and this month's flavors are orange blossom and honey lavender. I haven't tried the orange blossom yet, but the honey lavender is to die for. The cupcake is a lavender cake with a honey butter cream frosting, and it is amazing. Last months flavors were carrot cake & Cadbury creme egg, but I didn't get the chance to try those ones.





Shit Tooth Fairy

SHIT TOOTH FAIRY.

Sweet Tooth Fairy is getting too big. The quality is suffering. All of their flavors have gone downhill, and the prices are going up. Every month Shit Tooth Fairy sends out a newsletter letting everyone know that months specials. They advertised a unicorn cupcake, and I HAD to try it. I've been there TWICE looking for that damn unicorn cupcake, and both times the retards behind the counter looked at me like I was the devil when I asked for a unicorn cupcake. My mom loves Shit Tooth Fairy's shortbread cookie, and they only offer it in March. My mom has waited a year for these cookies to return. Tonight we went looking for the unicorn and the shortbread cookie, and we didn't find either. Shit Tooth Fairy is the queen of false advertising.

I went to the Draper location on Valentine's day looking for the chocolate truffle cupcake. Shit Tooth Fairy had EVERY SINGLE CUPCAKE but the one I was looking for! It's like they know I'm coming, so they hide all of the good stuff.

I did notice that they have three new flavors. They have a Dirt cupcake, a black & white, and a Samoa. The amazing One Sweet Slice has had these flavors forever. I guess Shit Tooth Fairy had to steal ideas from the best cupcake shop in the state.

I'm not one to use foul language on this blog, but FUCK Shit Tooth Fairy.

Ye Olde Cupcake Shoppe.

YE OLDE CUPCAKE SHOPPE SAVED ME.

After a pathetic attempt at trying Vintage Cupcake Co. I left empty handed. After making a special trip to Ogden just for cupcakes, I thought the whole thing was in vain. Luckily, I remembered that there was another cupcake shop close by.

Ye Olde Cupcake Shoppe's atmosphere and staff is amazing. It is like walking into a cupcake cabin! Everyone there was incredibly nice and helpful. The cupcakes are small and a little on the pricey side, but they were worth it. They had a wide selection of flavors, and were making more! Vintage Cupcakes sure could learn a lesson from Ye Olde Cupcake Shoppe! I got the S'mores cupcake, my dad got the rocky road, and my mom got the gluten-free chocolate coconut. We were all impressed with our cupcakes, but I fell in love with mine! I loved it so much that I ordered another one. We ended up spending $15 on their cupcakes, caramels, and cookies. It was completely worth it.

CLICK HERE FOR YE OLDE CUPCAKE SHOPPE'S YELP

Dear Vintage Cupcake Co, I Hate You.

VINTAGE CUPCAKE CO. IS A WASTE OF SPACE.

I made a special trip up to Ogden just to try Vintage Cupcake Co. I live far away from Ogden, so this isn't a trip I can make regularly. Parking was a mess, so I had to park far away. It was incredibly cold that day, and I had a long walk ahead of me. I thought the cupcakes would be worth the drive and the walk, but I was wrong. I walked into Vintage Cupcake's shortly before 5:00 and they only had two lemon cupcakes left. They don't close until 7:00, so they should have been making more. Lemon cupcakes should be illegal, so I decided to pass. The Jack Osbourne lookalike behind the counter apologized, but told me to check out their store upstairs. I did not drive that far to check out that stupid store. I left homicidally angry, and stomped back to my car.

Luckily I knew of another cupcake shop in the area, so I went there. Ye Olde Cupcake Shoppe saved me from flying a plane into Vintage Cupcake Co.

CLICK HERE FOR VINTAGE CUPCAKE CO.'S YELP

My new favorite cupcake of all time

I HAVE A NEW FAVORITE CUPCAKE!

One Sweet Slice has outdone themselves again.

One Sweet Slice has a new salted caramel cupcake. It is pretty much a Rolo candy bar turned into a cupcake. I've tried Sweet Tooth Fairy's salted caramel cupcake, and it was absolutely horrific. One Sweet Slice's salted caramel is a chocolate cake, chocolate frosting with caramel mixed in, and a gob of caramel in the middle. It is seriously to die for. The salted caramel and the s'mores cupcake are my two favorites!

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My birthday is coming!

MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP FAST.

I want One Sweet Slice to make my cake, but I can't decide what I want!

I'll probably end up going with either the Freddy Krueger cake or the Michael Myers cake.



Just had to share

THIS MADE ME LAUGH LIKE CRAZY.